ALRIGHT! Will the real Spec - ED please stand up!

Okay so I know I haven't posted I also haven't been riding... Both I need to start doing, I have a issue with rides cause I don't enjoy them but one of the main reasons I haven't enjoyed them is my fitness which has gone to total crap.. I'm up to 275+ lbs wtf. I probably just need to remember a few inspiring words from Gorilla Zoe

"A whole lot of n***** talk a whole lotta shit
But when it goes down they ain't fin' to do shit
Do somethin, do somethin (DO ANYTHANG~)!"

Anyway the 2 of you that read this will probably give me shit when I don't go on a ride and refer to it but I think I need that anyways Thanks Spec Ed iz out!